Let me tell you about the dumbest bill ever submitted to the Minnesota Legislature. You could face 270 days in jail if you brought glass bottles of ketchup, mustard and pickles to a picnic on a pontoon boat. You could do three months in jail if you brought a jar of cold cream went you went to the beach for sunbathing. You could do a year-and-a-half behind bars if you had a six-pack of Buddy’s pop from New Ulm in your ski-boat. Under a bill introduced by Rep. Andy Welti (DFL-Plainview), you could be sentenced to up to 90 days for every glass container you have on a public beach or on a watercraft. Can you imagine the poor prisoner who is asked,
