Tidbits from the Senior Nutrition Site

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Last year ended with a party and the New Year began with one – for our household anyway. We hosted the New Year’s Eve gathering. I prepared for 18, but the flu bug lowered the attendance by six. We’re still enjoying leftovers as of Jan. 6. For the benefit of those who don’t know me, if my family members and/or a few close friends tell you I am weird, don’t believe them. Yes, I like to try new and sometimes strange recipes, but that doesn’t make me weird, in my opinion. Since three of the four households represented at our gathering have house cats, I made Kitty Litter Cake for dessert. Setting it (yes, in a brand new litter pan) on the table resulted in some interesting looks and comments, not to mention a lot of laughs. I would have loved for you readers to see the looks on people’s faces! It did look like the real thing because one of the guests suggested putting it down on the floor to see what our cat did. It wasn’t fantastic tasting, but it was tried by almost everyone. The next day was the Hoeft Christmas so we partied again. Mr. Hess’ third-graders started visiting at the dining center on Jan. 14. They will be with us Jan. 21 and 28 as well. Some Legion Auxiliary and Junior Auxiliary members came to the center for Martin Luther King day. Their support of the dining center and seniors is appreciated. Thank you for your thoughtfulness! The junior members served the diners, and cleared and washed the tables after eating and visiting. Sounds like their visit may become an annual event. One of the major frustrations I hear seniors express in January is the increase of their health insurance premiums. Jerry’s went up over $100. That would have been enough to last all year, but not so. We received notice from our homeowners insurance that they would not renew us when our current policy expires. Why? We had a “smoke damage” claim last year. Legally, a company can do that. It didn’t matter that we’d been with them for 18 years, or that this was the only claim in eight years. I’ve been learning a few things already this year. Did you know insurance companies don’t want to cover you if you had a claim in the past three years? Piano students of Barb Root will share their talents with the diners Friday, Feb. 13. I read somewhere that Muffin Mania is Feb. 3-9. To add a little something different to help make winter go faster and warm up your kitchens, bake up a few of your favorite “from-scratch” muffins and bring them along Wednesday, Feb. 11. We’ll check them out with early coffee. A friendship luncheon will be held Tuesday, Feb. 17. It will start with early coffee/tea at 11:15 a.m. Bring your favorite coffee mug/tea cup and enjoy muffins again. KEYS members will join us, so we will serve the luncheon at noon.  A Super Bowl party is scheduled for the 23. Diners are encouraged to wear their favorite team colors or team clothing. As coordinator, I feel I should do the same, but I am not a fan of sports. I don’t own any team clothes. The day came. Jerry was trying on our daughter’s Viking sweatshirt. As he pulled it over his head, I was saying I should have borrowed a Packers shirt. Wish you could have seen the look of horror on his face. He obviously thought I was a traitor. I proceeded to tell him at least if I was a Packer fan I’d make a daughter-in-law happy. Super Bowl snacks were served in football-shaped bowls along with pop. Dorothy and Art won the door prizes of free meal tickets. I attended an inservice one day. Budget continues to be a concern. We are to notify the cook several days in advance of the number of diners we expect when we are having higher count days. Ash Wednesday and Lent bring double entrees. Reservations are needed several days ahead for them, also. Another subject discussed was the goals Catholic Charities made for 2004. I will need help to fulfill that one. Each dining site is to get six more congregate diners and six more Meals on Wheels diners. Once again, if you or someone you know are 60 or over, please join us. Our site has money available to assist seniors who need help to make the suggested donation of $3 per meal. The senior dining program was set up to see that seniors get a healthy, nutritional meal once a day. That remains the goal. The past week has felt like winter and it sounds like next week will bring more of the same. Tonight, the weather man is talking about 10-20 inches of snow by Monday morning. A big part of me hopes it won’t be near that amount. Stay warm, snuggle under a quilt – it makes winter a little more bearable! “Buford walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Buford said ‘Shingles.’ So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. “Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said ‘Shingles.’ So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room. “A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said ‘Shingles.’ So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, gave him a small vial and told Buford to leave a urine specimen, and then take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. “An hour later, the doctor came in and asked Buford, standing naked, what he had. Buford said, ‘Shingles.’ “The doctor said, ‘Where?’ “Buford said, ‘Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?’” ‘Til next time, Rosalea Hoeft, Satellite Site Coordinator